

GIVE MY REGARDS…
GIVE MY REGARDS… It is bad enough they aren’t writing musicals the way they once did. And that we no longer have a Frank Loesser. Or a...
SAM AND JANET EVENING – (To Inez’s Mother at 100)
SAM AND JANET EVENING Dear Mrs. Erenstoft, You are the first person I know to celebrate a 100th birthday. I’d like to mark the occasion...


MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO
MAYBE YES, MAYBE NO 1. My stepson, Matthew, won another fencing tournament last week. He’s beenwinning a whole lot lately. When I...
HOW I AM SPENDING MY SUMMER VACATION
HOW I AM SPENDING MY SUMMER VACATION Rereading Dorothy Parker Is inspiring some verse Don’t despair, stay with me here Things could be...
Lasagna and Marge
In her 70s, my mother began to call some women “Marge.” The real Marge, a kind, caring neighbor, visited my parents with homemade cookies...
WHAT’S SO FUNNY?
WHAT’S SO FUNNY? In June, I was on the humor writing panel at the Hunter Writers’ Conference with three other writers who are also...


SENIOR SUNDAYS
SENIOR SUNDAYS On Sundays, a ten percent discount is given to seniors at Garden of Eden, a Manhattan market. Last Sunday, I was there,...
I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE HAD
I'LL HAVE WHAT SHE HAD (This piece was published on The Buffalo News op-ed page on June 30, 2012) A few words here about Nora Ephron...


The Grandfather Connection
(THE GRANDFATHER CONNECTION was published in Parents Magazine-April 1991.) My father and my daughter,Emily, thirteen, are doing the...


Happy Father’s Day, Dad
longer version of this essay appeared in PARENTS MAGAZINE (June 1988). My father would now be 104. [one_half] Dear Dad, It was...