

AND HAIR’S THE WINNER(S)
Austin, Texas residents, you’re in luck! Mr. and Mrs. Mastman’s grandson is opening a deli for you. In Buffalo in the 1950s, Mastman’s...


Hairfully Yours
I wrote personal essays for women’s magazines before they became ALL about fashion, beauty, and how to flatten abs, and before I became...


KALE
I’m writing a few more words than just a few words—actually, an entire blog–about the 7th item on my last post. Hard to believe...
7 THINGS INCLUDING A GREEN ONE TO SHARE IN EARLY AUGUST
1. As of the last NYU class, the bird was fine, substantially bigger and chirping. Thank you, Harry, for asking. The owner brought it...
Hot Flashes/My Flashes—5 in July
1. I read Roald Dahl’s wonderful book, MATILDA, before seeing MATILDA on Broadway. Instead would have been fine. The little girl in the...


A PUTZ IS A PUTZ AND THE BIRD IS ALL RIGHT
I have never used the word “putz” in my writing, but I have never written about Eliot Spitzer. When he announced his comeback, my first...
INEZ, A TENNIS BALL, AND CHALK
Write about a toy or game you played with as a child, revealing something important about your experience. (The New York Times Book...
Thoughts on the First of July
1. I stopped going to overnight camp at age 13 once the fast boys started pairing off with the fast girls. The necking (that’s what it...
NO YARMULKES AT THE SWIMMING HOLE
A colleague has her students write about a humiliating experience. For many reasons, I would not dream of giving that assignment to my...


Viva Las Vegas! Viva Mom and Dad!
On my last trip to Las Vegas at age 25, I played roulette every day after swimming. One afternoon, Richie Havens gambled at the same...